May 2013
5 posts
uptownquirrells:
tumbl-rarity:
slytherlocked:
femtaktfilosofi:
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
#same with Robert Downey Jr
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying
I have been treating you like the bandage when you might actually be the wound.
April 2013
12 posts
snorlaxatives:
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
esexist:
my sexual orientation is straight
up gangster
radgrl:
wow im hungry time for a small midnight snack like a few crackers or a dozen donuts and a steak
Watchswelliing:
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
h0odrich:
magicconchshell:
how did 50 cent get shot 9 times
with a gun i think
suspu:
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
March 2013
20 posts
booksomg:
The Across the Universe series was so good and I’m so sad I finished it I wish it could just go on forever.
romangods:
im reading shades of earth and already by page 14 amy is hoppin on elder’s d its page 14 are you really
me: reads books
me: spends money on books
me: talks about books
me: laughs about books
me: cries about books
me: thinks about books
me: sniffs books
me: touches books
me: sleeps with books
me: writes about books
me: blogs about books
me: books
shining-in-room217:
emkaymlp:
bllond-e:
Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its $19.99
go to your room
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
Girl in bathroom stall: *opening tampon*
Me: are you unwrapping a present in there or something
ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
DANCE MOMS IS SO FLAWLESS LIKE YOU DON'T...
February 2013
17 posts
ninetailz:
ninetailz:
jiptravolta:
tennantandpiper:
grapes are really weird once you take the skin off.
this also applies to humans
you’re supposed to eat the skin
OF THE GRAPES NOT THE HUMANS
“what a beautiful wedding”
– the bridesmaid to the waiter (via ciatlin)
houndoom:
people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit
kingpork:
YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST
JEANS WITH FAKE POCKETS
